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Help Us Get Bob Diaco A Microphone

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Okay guys, can we talk about the elephant in the room? It’s Bob Diaco. Well, more specifically, Bob Diaco’s microphone. Well, more specifically than that, Bob Diaco’s lack of a REAL gotdamn microphone.

Now, one might think that maybe he doesn’t know how to use one and that’s why he prefers the handheld lavalier mic. Here’s the trouble with that theory though - I’ve done my due diligence and I found PHOTOGRAPHIC evidence that he does know how to use one.

Actually, he can use several at once. So why now? Why is now the time that he has regressed to a handheld lapel mic?