God, We Hate You: The CORN NATION Q&A With Iowa

Photo by Matthew Holst/Getty Images No pressure, Adrian, but we kinda need you to have a monster game today.So, the Iowa game is finally here. Let us all pause for a moment to fantasize about slapping the ginger right off Shawn Eichorst’s miserable head for temporarily moving this game off of Black Friday.

(Waiting)

There - I know yoiu all did it and don’t you feel better already?

Anyway, here is a game which many of us wrote off weeks ago as we wallowed in misery convinced we were headed for 4-8 or worse. Nobody’s chalking up a victory just yet, but we seem relatively healthy again and the offense is showing signs of life and..

There’s a sliver of hope and suddenly the idea of 6-6 - abhorrent…