Corn Nation · Mar 28, 2019
Frosted Flakes: Perfect NCAA Bracket Will End Universe Sooner Than 12 Year Schedule
Photo by Streeter Lecka/Getty Images GN: So wait, you’re saying I’m the first person to have ever done this? *Laughing*
NCAA: Correct. As far as we can tell, you’re the first person in the history of the tournament to have ever done this.
He went on to say other things that were expunged in the NCAA interview.
Things like... the world is scheduled to end in 12 years because we’re all living in a simulation. Our simulation is programmed to end at that time. The exact cause is still up in the air, but will be one of the following:
Mutated Ebola bird swine monkey flu virus, ala 1918 Spanish Flu on steroids
Earth hit by asteroid, meteor, other-worldly objects (from our perspective)
Nuclear Holocaust