Corn Nation · Aug 12, 2015
Flakes: Pumpkins, BYU, Abdullah, Tingelhoff, and Women's BB Down Under
Ranchbabe is trying to appease the pumpkin gods with sacrifices, BYU is having a rough fall camp, and the Lions defense is finding it difficult to tackle Ameer Abdullah. We could have told them that.
Not much of an introduction to Flakes today. I have been busy trying to keep up with the weeds in the garden (HAHAHAHA) and offering sacrifices (weed carcasses) to the pumpkin gods (errrr, pumpkin patch) in an effort to appease the greedy vines. If you do not get a Flakes next week, send Lil Red to look for me. Tell him to bring Roundup.
The Huskers' first football opponent's rough offseason is getting rougher