Chairs: The All Encompassing and Definitive Ranking

It’s CHAIR WEEK here at Corn Nation as we get ready to fight for the greatest rivalry trophy (if you have a trophy for it, then it’s a RIVALRY god damnit!) in all of college sports: the $5 bits of broken chair trophy! Damn you Delaney, on the way out, make sure we make it the officially official trophy the athletic departments are forced to recognize as the award for rowing the farthest[TM] when the Gophers and Huskers play. Anyways, with the trophy game looming between the Minnesota Golden Gophers and the Nebraska Cornhuskers this Saturday night, we bring you my in-depth look at the different kinds of chairs in the world and rank them based on the worst to best kind of ergonomical, butt down, back still vertical resting devices out there.

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