Corn Nation · Sep 20, 2016
Big Red Cobcast: Northwesturd Unipoopersty
Well, we decimated the Ducks just like I said. I would like to take this moment to not only gloat about being right but also to think about how good the Huskers will be for the Millenia to come. Greatness takes time, so think of Riley as a slow cooked rack of ribs perfected in a crock pot until they [Ribs/Riley] are the perfect readiness and then boom they are delicious. This metaphor, however, equates deliciousness to national championships/dinnertime in 2016! Are you following me?
NO? Then let me spell out for you. The 2016 Huskers are the greatest team in the history of the NCAA. BOOM! It needed to be said. BRING ON BAMA!