We don’t much care for you, Iowa. And I could think of no better way to express that than to let Cobby handle the Q portion of the Q&A and let whoever the hell felt like it, answer them.
Enjoy!:
Cobby: One can’t help but notice that Hawkeye fans have an unhealthy obsession with Nebraska. Why do you think this is?
Nate: Because they would have sided with the British in 1776. Because they hate Thomas Edison for inventing the light bulb. They prefer out-houses to indoor plumbing. They prefer flip phones to smart phones.