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Alcohol Abuse & The Bye Week: THE CORN NATION Q&A With COBBY

The bye week is upon us and while our beloved Huskers lick their wounds, it is left to us as dedicated fans to solve all of our team’s problems with the kind of thoughtful analysis and deep contemplation which can only be found at the bottom of glasses emptied repeatedly and often in the midst of an alcohol-fueled rage.

We want conference championships. We want National Championships. We want 1st Team All-Americans and Hikesmans Trophies. We want legendary coaches and a culture where 9-3 seasons make us wonder just what in the blue hell went wrong.

Sweet shit, if the highway to that future is I-80, then we’re bouncing around on a rusty ATV somewhere on a dirt road in Central Kansas.