Fake Bo Pelini And UW-Madison Police Have Hilarious Twitter Exchange

Brian Rauf
Nov 15, 2014 · 6:22 PM CT

Wisconsin dominated Nebraska 59-24 today behind a NCAA-record 408 rushing yards from running back Melvin Gordon.

That prompted @FauxPelini, a parody Twitter account impersonating Cornhusker head coach Bo Pelini, to tweet at Wisconsin's university police during the game, and hilarity ensued.

.@UWMadison Please deliver the following to the visitors locker room ASAP: 1 blowtorch 3 hammers 2 baseball bats 1 polar bear coffee

— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) November 15, 2014

.@FauxPelini @UWMadison FYI...none of these are on our approved stadium carry-in list. Sorry for being #funhaters.

— UW-Madison Police (@UWMadisonPolice) November 15, 2014

I HAVE A NOTE FROM MY PSYCHIATRIST RT @UWMadisonPolice:FYI...none of these are on our approved stadium carry-in list.

— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) November 15, 2014

.@42proof @FauxPelini - ok, we'll approve the coffee and polar bear. Deal?

— UW-Madison Police (@UWMadisonPolice) November 15, 2014

@UWMadisonPolice Hey this is weird but our locker room accidentally caught on fire and 18 of our players slipped and fell into a mirror

— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) November 15, 2014

@FauxPelini Hmmm....that IS weird...

— UW-Madison Police (@UWMadisonPolice) November 15, 2014

@UWMadisonPolice also our starting defense fell down the stairs, you need to have those checked

— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) November 15, 2014

@FauxPelini Check your defense? Or the stairs? Pretty sure the stairs are in great shape.

— UW-Madison Police (@UWMadisonPolice) November 15, 2014

@UWMadisonPolice I think you should know that Melvin Gordon's license plates are expired can you arrest him pls

— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) November 15, 2014