WHY'S EVERYTHING HAVE TO BE AN "AMERICAN" CONFERENCE, MAN?

A CONFERENCE PREVIEW BY GUEST CONTRIBUTOR CONNOR, WHO JUST RETURNED FROM AN UNDERGRADUATE STUDY ABROAD

Oi, cheers, mate. So you want to talk about American football, then, innit? [snort] Right. Well, now that I'm back from my studies in Madrid, I've got a spot of time to chat before I head back to university, so I suppose I can share my well-travelled views.

[huff] American Conference American football, well then, isn't it so typically American to just slap your names all over everything and be the world's policeman, oi? Got to make sure everyone knows your conference is the BIG ten or the BIG twelve or the BIG AMERICAN GAS-GUZZLING CAR CONFERENCE, huh? The metric system just makes so much…