WHICH OF THESE TOYS WILL MAKE MY BOY A CHAMPION?

AN IN-DEPTH EDSBS CONSUMER PRODUCTS REVIEWHi, everybody. As you may know from previous mentions here, or my Twitter account, I'm father to a 7-1/2 month old son.

Among the many concerns parents of young children have - and hoo boy, there are concerns - is this question: what toys should I buy for my child? We want our children to have toys that are fun, of course. Are they safe, though? Are there small parts that could pose a choking hazard, or hard corners that could hurt when he slams his head into them? Do they contain potentially harmful chemicals? Is this educational at all, or is it rotting his newly-formed brain?

Of course, one question looms over all of these: will this toy help him…