Every Day Should Be Saturday · Nov 20, 2015
UNSOLVED MYSTERIES: THE CASE OF EIGHT TOM HERMANS
Thomas B. Shea-USA TODAY SportsYOUR TEAM IS PURSUING TOM HERMAN - BUT WHICH ONE?
If you do not know who Tom Herman is, you should because he will have a lot of money thrown at him this offseason by some lucky college football team. You should meet Tom Herman at the nearest convenient point in your schedule. Befriend him, earn his trust, and then ask for some of that money. It'll be a pittance to him, since he will be making at least three million dollars a year. Ask him for a boat! Tell him how great it'll be, and how you'll let him drive it whenever he wants to. Rich people love randomly buying boats for people, especially you.*
