THE FIRST YEAR OF THE TOP 25 SHOWS THAT VERY LITTLE HAS CHANGED
1. Alabama
2. Stanford
3. Syphilis
4. Al Capone
5. Navy
6. Michigan
7. SUPERSYPHILIS
8. Black lung
9. Northwestern
10. Gloriella, The Luminous and Disease-Free Super-Whore of St. Louis! (apostrophe part of legal proper name)
11. Lafayette Leopards
12. Racism
13. The Kuomintang (ft. Chiang Kai-Shek, Beanie Siegel, and Cory Gunz)
14. MEGASUPERSYPHILIS
15. The beautiful and still-kissable corpse of Rudolf Valentino
16. Telling your beau/belle how much you adore them by yelling through a giant fucking megaphone as loud as you can for hours on end
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