It’s mid-May, and you know what that means!
It’s an extreme struggle to come up with anything remotely resembling college football content?
No, stupid! Mother’s Day is coming! That’s right, the second Sunday in May is fast approaching, and if you’re like many of us, you’re rushing to find that perfect last minute gift for your mother, wife, or parole officer with whom you’ve developed a surprisingly caring and respectful relationship these last few years.
So what should I get her? A tie? Moms like ties.
Generally speaking, it is our experience that moms do not like ties.