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THE CURIOUS INDEX WILL GRADE YOUR GOATEE

LET'S ALL GET NEW JOBS. Missouri and Memphis both hired coaches last night, which is fine, they should probably do that. Mizzou went with current defensive coordinator Barry Odom, who did an excellent job with the defense this year. He also looks exactly like the kind of dude that would be a linebacker in the mid-90s that wore #39, which is simultaneously weird and hard as hell. Do not step to Barry Odom, he will put on a half shirt and put your ass into the wall.

Instead of hiring Odom, who they were rumored to be after, Memphis hired Arizona State offensive coordinator Mike Norvell.