LOOK AT BUTCH JONES, HE'S SO HAPPY HE'S GRIMACING
THE BOWL PREVIEW IS HERE. IT CONTAINS ALL THE BOWLS, EVEN THE CURE BOWL, THE GAME MOST CLOSELY APPROXIMATING THE NAME OF A FICTIONAL BOWL WHERE DEMENTED SCIENTISTS RELEASE A RESIDENT EVIL-TYPE VIRUS TO DESTROY HUMANITY. OF COURSE WE'RE SENDING SOMEONE TO IT, JUST IN CASE WE'RE RIGHT.
TENNESSEE ISN'T BEING OVEREAGER AT ALL. Win eight games at Tennessee and you can make $4 million a year. This statement is now accurate and verified, and we applaud Tennessee for being so forward-thinking they've rewarded Butch Jones for games he hasn't even won yet.