HARBAUGH WILL TAKE HIS SHIRT OFF AND HAND YOU THIS FADE
VINCE STAPLES SAYS HARBAUGH WILL FIGHT YOU IN THE PARKING LOT OF AN IKEA
“There’s another Harbaugh, his brother. But he’s not HARBAUGH.”
“Is that a crew neck tucked INTO the...that’s some new swag.”
“I’m chillin’ with the homies. I’m shooting a video, on campus, cause we’re educated but we still wanna drop, yanno, the hot shit.”
[SHIRTLESS HARBAUGH PHOTO APPEARS]
“Yeah, he’s branded up locally, look like he gang bang. Somebody talking that ‘Fuck Michigan’ shit and he wasn’t going for it.