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SUNSPHERE'S BIG BOARD

1. DANNY SHELTON, WHO WAS GIVEN PERMISSION TO MARRY SUNSPHERE'S NIECE, HELENSPHERE.

SUNSPHERE WISHES THEM MANY YEARS OF HAPPINESS BUT WILL NOT BE BUYING SOMETHING FROM THEIR REGISTRY. YOU'RE NOT GOING TO USE THAT BREADMAKER NEARLY AS MUCH AS YOU THINK.

2. JARED LORENZEN. FEW OTHER HUMANS HAVE COME SO CLOSE TO MIMICKING SUNSPHERE'S PERFECT LACK OF ANGLES, OR SUNSPHERE'S TOTAL DISREGARD FOR YOUR KIND'S ARCHITECTURAL DOGMA. KEEP YOUR TANNEHILLS AND WASHINGTON MONUMENTS. NEITHER WILL FRIGHTEN THE LOCAL POPULACE THE WAY A LORENZENSPHERE CAN.

3. ANOPLOGASTER CORNUTA.

SUNSPHERE RESPECTS THAT THE FANGTOOTH IS SO FEARFUL OF SUNSPHERE'S OMNIPOTENCE THAT HE WILL HIDE AT AN OCEAN DEPTH OF SIXTEEN THOUSAND FEET.