Hi, remember how this was a super weird and confounding college football Monday, what with USC firing their head coach less than 24 hours after putting him on indefinite leave and Florida's quarterback getting suspended for a year for failing a PED test? It just got weirder, and not in a fun way: STEVE SPURRIER IS APPARENTLY RETIRING.
Nothing's official yet, which means even if it's true we don't know A) when he's hanging up the visor and B) why. (And yeah, we're realllllly not excited about the possible bad answers to B.) Some of you probably don't feel very strongly about this, because you think Spurrier's getting up there and off his game so it's for the best.