You read the title right: this episode contains absolutely no discussion of any football teams, players, coaches, conferences, mascots, or news. What's in there instead?
Unfounded opinions on:
- Dogs!
 - Parenting!
 - Books!
 - Video Games!
 - Travel!
 - Healthy Living!
 - George Lucas's Beard!
 - Movies With Dragons That Were Not Nominated For Any Academy Awards!