SHUTDOWN FULLCAST 4.1: THE OFFSEASON ARRIVES EPISODE

Brad Penner-USA TODAY SportsThe first episode of the FOURTH (fourth!) season of the Shutdown Fullcast begins with a discussion about Dolly Parton, and then pretty much flies downhill from there (because all things are downhill from the greatness of Dolly Parton.)

Topics include:

Dolly, and all the things she's done for you

Phoenix's perfect okayness as a host city for football, and Tampa's definite dismalness as a host city for football

We have no offseason plans! Besides not reading Dad Fiction (we're totally reading Dad Fiction this offseason) and starting a business for "Moms Who Like Wine"

Reader questions, including a discussion of what disrespected teams will be most disrespectedly…