If you woke up this morning expecting to see this, you’re lying.
During a timeout in the first half of UCLA’s showdown with California on Thursday night at the Rose Bowl, a shirtless warrior with flowing hair booted a ball through the uprights.
This legendary fella, who is actually a Cirque du Soleil performer, threw in some sort of backflip on his follow-through for good measure.
Don’t question it. Just enjoy it.