SEARS EXECUTIVE #1: Boy, things are not looking good for us. We’ve been in decline for years, we’ve sold off some of our marquee brands such as Craftsman, and now we’d had to admit in an SEC filing that there’s “substantial doubt” we can continue as a company.
SEARS EXECUTIVE #2: Where did we go wrong? We were once one of America’s premier brands, the Amazon and Wal-mart of our-
MCDONALDS MANAGER: Hey, you need to buy something if you’re going to hang out here. Seats are for paying customers only.
EXEC #1: Hey, I bought this drink!