Rugged individualist, opera fan, and triple-option football coach Paul Johnson has been awarded the Athletics Director job at Georgia Tech after the recent departure of their standing AD to Purdue. The first is a thing that has not happened yet; the second, well, that actually just happened.
Okay, listen, if I’m running this we need to cut a few things in this budget. I don’t know what kind of shop y’all were running here before. Paul’s in charge now. I lived through a mountain winter off five packs of sterno and two boxes of Bisquick and a bucket of shine.