SCREENPLAY: PAPA JOHN SEIZES THE MEANS OF PRODUCTION
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AERIAL SHOT
DERBY CITY
CAMERA FOLLOWS and ZOOMS in on badass gold Camaro flying down city streets. Camera WINDS and DIVES and HUNKERS IN LIKE THE LONGING FLOATING EYE OF A LONG LOST LOVER on the face of Papa John Schnatter, Louisville booster and pizza magnate, as he roars home
the MUSIC of Kid Rock’s “Bawitdaba” plays, but just the part where Kid Rock says “MY NAME IS KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID—” over and over again as
the camera CIRCLES and FOLLOWS the gold Camaro as it rips through the circular driveway of a palatial estate.