IS "TWERK" SHORT FOR "TO WORK?" IF SO, WE ARE "TRECRUITING YOUR PLAYERS."
Welcome to Atlanta Heard this is where the players play.. Have you evaled lately @jermainedupri ? #GoBlue
— Jay Harbaugh (@JayHarbaugh) April 16, 2015
HELLO ATLANTA, GEORGIA. WE ARE THE UNIVERSITY OF MICHIGAN WOLVERINES. WE HAVE COME TO ASSESS YOUR POTENTIAL SCHOLARSHIP ATHLETES AND TO POTENTIALLY STEAL A GRADUATE TRANSFER WIDE RECEIVER WHO WILL NOW RECEIVE A GRADUATE DEGREE IN "JAZZ HISTORY AND PERSPECTIVES." WE HAVE A SERIES OF QUESTIONS BEFORE WE BEGIN OUR EXAMINATION OF YOUR CITY:
* WHICH PARKA SHOULD WE BRING?