During Michigan’s team trip to Italy, Jim Harbaugh got to meet the Pope and give him a Wolverines helmet and a pair of Jordans. But we’ve also learned that the coach got the chance to have a brief, private conversation with Pope Francis, and, by journalisming, we have received the transcript of that conversation.
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JIM HARBAUGH: Your Holiness, I am so honored that you’d grant me a private audience.
POPE FRANCIS: ...who let you in here? These are my personal quarters.
HARBAUGH: Not to be rude, but the Swiss Guard can’t handle a twist to save their freaking lives.