HOW GEORGIA IS THIS CRIME: MARK RICHT LOSES CONTROL OF FART SPRAY

This week's edition of "How Georgia Is This Crime" is pretty much a winner from the moment you read the lede:

Oh, that's some strong Georgia. We have to look at the particulars, sure, in order to place it on the proper place on the Stipe-Ping Pyramid of Georgianity. But just off the nose, at this first whiff of the bottle uncorked? That's at least 80 proof Georgia, and starting at a minimum of "Church."

Question 1: Did the crime in question involve a vehicle? No, unless you count alcohol as a form of transportation.