Every Day Should Be Saturday · Jul 7, 2016
HOUSE HUNTERS: MIAMI FOOTBALL EDITION
IF U LIVED HERE U'D BE HOME BY NOW
Yesterday, in the deepest, darkest, swamp-assiest days of July, something resembling actual, real college football news came across the wires. Unconfirmed reports suggested that ongoing major renovations to the home of the Miami Hurricanes football team, New Miami Stadium (née Sun Life Stadium, née Land Shark Stadium, née Dolphin Stadium, née Pro Player Stadium, née Joe Robbie Stadium jeez, fellas, this place doesn't sound that new) are behind schedule and might necessitate the relocation of one or more Canes home games this fall.
