[last night, on the glorious grounds of Cookbook Mansion]
"Ugh, tomorrow's the worst day of the year on the Internet."
"It's Star Wars Day?"
"Well, no, it's"
"It's Pi Day?"
"No, I mean-"
"It's April 30th?"
"..."
[exaggerated Justin Timberlake impression] "IT'S GONNA. BE. MAY."
"Ew."
"Is it October 1st, and we can finally wake up the guy from Green Day?"
"Okay, you've made your point, but-"
"Did you know that today is the exact day in Back To The Future 2 when Marty arrives in the future?