NO ONE ASKED ME TO DO THIS, BUT MORE IMPORTANTLY: NO ONE SPECIFICALLY TOLD ME I COULDN'T
It's the Tuesday between Christmas and New Year's, naturally considered one of the fastest news days of the year. Things are happening! We have things to talk about! We're certainly not manufacturing arguments in order to generate content!
So let's talk about dogs wearing pants, the argument that's tearing the internet apart at its normally well-sewn seams today.
The question being posed here is ridiculous. The dog on the left has, depending on breed and size, perhaps 80 inches of belt, his butt isn't covered, and the pants are going to fall down anyways.