In this new feature, a thinly-strung premise where I’m actively trying to ruin an ongoing joke among the commentariat, I’m talking about 4-8. Last week, we discussed things that were kind of crappy - a four - and things that were pretty decent - an eight.
This week, I want to talk about a specific kind of sub-mediocrity, and here’s what it’s inspired by:
Okay, a few things about this:
- Lovie Smith is a former NFL head coach, having led the Bears to a surprising Super Bowl berth in 2006 and accruing a career winning record of 89-87.