[Editor's note: It all comes down to this. What final weekend scheduling strategy will win the Bottom 10 title? Head-to-head matchups between ranked teams or blowout losses to good teams?]
Inspirational thought of the week:
It was learned in a game We would run with all of our might -- "King of the Hill," Minutemen Here at Bottom 10 Headquarters, located in a suddenly empty U-Haul lot in South Bend, Indiana, we, like Brian Kelly -- and Lincoln Riley and Sonny Dykes and, hell, take your pick -- filled an orange truck all the way up to Grandma's Attic and changed locations this week.
That was played by us all
Who held the top of the hill
From the rest was called the king
And I can't believe it all was good for humankind
Push the king off to take the hill
And to learn who was king
And who makes the better serf