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College football Bottom 10 after Week 7: James Franklin's last act

Related Topics: James Franklin, Glen Powell

Inspirational thought of the week:

"Are you surprised?"

"Surprised, Eddie? If I woke up tomorrow with my head sewn to the carpet, I wouldn't be more surprised than I am right now."

-- Clark Griswold and Cousin Eddie, "National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation"

Here at Bottom 10 Headquarters, located behind the storage trailers that hold all of the makeup and rubber noses required to attempt to make Glen Powell look even remotely unattractive in "Chad Powers," we, like Chad's South Georgia Catfish teammates and coaching staff, sometimes struggle with recognizing who and what is actually standing before us.