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College football Bottom 10 after Week 6: Grim times in Happy Valley

Inspirational thought of the week:

We're taking the train to Happy Valley
Won't you come along there too
It's beautiful there in Happy Valley
With wonderful things to do

The sun shines brightly the whole day long
Every bird sings a different song
There's no need to worry, there's joys untold
In Happy Valley you'll never grow old

-- "Happy Valley," Rodd and The Cavaliers

Here at Bottom 10 Headquarters, located behind the giant lake of frying grease that is held in a secret location in metro Dallas until the State Fair of Texas starts and it's time to cook balls of butter and funnel cake burgers, we used to roll our eyes at the term "unprecedented times.