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College football Bottom 10 after Week 11: BYU, come on down

Inspirational thought of the week:

I'm riding slow in my Prius
All-leather, tinted windows, you can't see us!
Everybody's trying to park you can feel the tension
I'm in electric mode, can't even hear the engine
Just then I saw a spot open up
My timing's perfect! I'm creeping up ...
But then this other dude try to steal it
Going the wrong way!
"Hey man I've had a long day!"

It's getting real in the Whole Foods parking lot!
I got my skill and you know it gets sparked a lot

-- "It's Getting Real in the Whole Foods Parking Lot," DJ Spider

Here at Bottom 10 Headquarters, located in the massive audio warehouse where Kirk Herbstreit keeps all of the recordings of the "AAAAAWWWWWW"s that people release when they see Peter the dog, we took a look at the calendar hanging on the front of our refrigerator and realized .