ME: Boy, it's almost lunchtime. I'm awfully hungry - I was running late, so I skipped breakfast this morning. Are you hungry?
YOU: Yeah, I could eat, what are you thinking?
ME: Hey, look, I think that place across the street is new - looks like a sandwich shop? Let's check it out!
[we step inside the small storefront; there is no one inside]
ME: Huh, well, that's odd. I wonder if-
[a loud grumble can be heard from behind the counter]
YOU: [peering over the counter] oh my god, there's a man asleep down here!