College football season is, blessedly, upon us. That means it’s time to put away the silly offseason projects [saves Google Doc titled “The Erotic Adventures of Harbaugh”] and start actually talking about football.
It’s time for a power ranking, and it’s time to discuss America’s best conference - the American Conference.
“Oh, good,” you say, “he’s about to predict how his beloved alma mater, the University of Cincinnati, is going to do this season, after having gone 4-8 each of the last two seasons.”
Oh, I’m sorry. I misspoke. No, I have no interest in discussing that American Conference.