It’s springtime, and life is returning to the world around us. Trees are blooming, songbirds are singing, grills are getting cleaned off and fired up, and people are getting outside and enjoying warmer weather, sunny skies and fresh air.
But a menace also lurks. As we return to the out-of-doors this spring, we must remain constant vigilance in the face of one of the great threats to our collective safety and functioning as a civil society.
These bastards.
Flying north in clean formations after desecrating the parks and public spaces of somewhere further south, their graceful, fluid flight belying the sheer malice in their hearts, they’ll be arriving soon — if they haven’t already.