You Can Now Follow "King James' Cramp" On Twitter

Well, it didn't take very long.

After LeBron James was carried to the bench with cramps during the fourth quarter of Thursday's Game 1 of the NBA Finals, the Internet exploded with people attempting to be the first to comment on his pain.

As Alex Kennedy of Basketball Insiders pointed out, even "King James' Cramp" itself was getting in on the action:

Annddd now there's a @KingJamesCramp Twitter account. That didn't take long. Ladies and gentlemen, the social media age.

— Alex Kennedy (@AlexKennedyNBA) June 6, 2014

Here's a small sampling of what you'll see if you do decide to follow LeBron's injury:

I believe! I believe that! I believe that we! I believe that we will cramp! I believe that we will cramp! I believe that will cramp!

— King James' Cramp (@KingJamesCramp) June 6, 2014

This is probably a great time to promote LeBron's Energy Sheets!

— King James' Cramp (@KingJamesCramp) June 6, 2014

Well @RealSkipBayless why don't you try sleeping without air conditioning tonight and see if you can make it through First Take tomorrow

— King James' Cramp (@KingJamesCramp) June 6, 2014

For real doe, why are we not focusing on Donald Sterling right now?? Why is it always about me

— King James' Cramp (@KingJamesCramp) June 6, 2014

Did you expect anything less?