Police Were Called To Donald Sterling's Mansion, Found V. Stiviano There

After the Clippers sold to Steve Ballmer for $2 billion, we thought Donald Sterling would ride off quietly into the sunset. Shockingly (okay, not at all shockingly), we were wrong.

According to the Beverly Hills PD, Donald's wife Shelly Sterling called them at 1:40 PM on Wednesday to report a burglary in progress at his mansion. They arrived to find "no criminal activity", but V. Stiviano (who you may remember from her role in Sterling's downfall) was