Hello, everyone, I’m Eamon Smith and this is Fun Friday. Last week, we attempted to pick apart the statistical profile of the most well-loved players in Nashville Predators history—so naturally thinking of guys like Mike Fisher, Jordin Tootoo, and Shea Weber made me want to go watch some hockey fights. After tumbling down the rabbit hole a bit too far, I ended up watching Royal Rumble highlights from this year on YouTube. Did you know a dude got hit with a golf cart this year? Wild stuff.
Naturally, I thought about all of this while walking to get Panda Express the other day (it’s the best dining option on campus, don’t judge me) and the logical conclusion I came to was simple: I should make all of these hockey players have a fictional wrestling match.