GREETINGS HUMANS. I HAVE TAKEN OVER THIS LOWLY HUMAN YOU CALL “BRYAN” TO ENSURE THE HUMAN SPECIES IS AWARE OF THE MUTANT SCOURGE CURRENTLY TAKING OVER OUR PLANET - MUTANTS.
THE USELESS AND SCRAWNY ONE NAMED “BRYAN” SPOKE TO MICHAEL MCCARRON AFTER HIS LAST GAME, AND THE HUMAN TRAITOR REVEALED THAT HIS NASHVILLE PREDATORS TEAMMATES WERE “A BUNCH OF MUTANTS”. TURN YOUR PATHETIC HUMAN EYES TO THE INTERVIEW BELOW.
THIS IS A THREAT THAT CANNOT BE IGNORED - SO I’LL ASSIST YOU IN IDENTIFYING JUST HOW MUCH OF YOUR FAVORITE HOCKEY TEAM IS ACTUALLY MUTANT SCUM.