Welcome to a Thanksgiving-themed post. Couldn’t decide between comparing teams to food or types of relatives so went for both and though not all are perfect fits, it still makes for a fun read. Enjoy and be sure to continue the conversation in the comments.
Air Force
This is your grandma. Every year she wears the same clothes, the same apron (probably one with a turkey on it) while in the kitchen, and says the same thing when the parade floats go by on TV. It’s familiar and predictable but you look forward to it every year.