WARNING: The following is satire and completely fictitious. Do not take any of it seriously, but enjoy the ride.
News broke early this morning when Mountain West commissioner Craig Thompson announced the highly anticipated new media rights deal. It is an exclusive partnership with AM radio broadcasts. Sticking to the theme, Thompson announced the release in a telegram which went out to all the schools and local media. Unfortunately Hawaii probably won’t hear about the news until next week.
“I couldn’t be more thrilled for this new partnership with AM radio.” Thompson stated. “This will help us to go back to the roots of college football, and quite frankly, I think this is how college football was meant to be experienced.