Fake News: Interview with Victor E. Bulldog III

Cary Edmondson-USA TODAY SportsIn today’s post, we sit down with one of the goodest boys out there, Mr. Victor E Bulldog III, the prestigious mascot at Fresno State. Per his request, the interview took place while walking rather than the traditional sit down style. It was a real treat!

Note: Scooby-Doo, the infamous detective, was called in as a translator for this interview.

MWCConnection: So how did you come into this position?

Bulldog III: It was my calling, like my father before me. And his father before him. It’s the family business. I was groomed (pun intended) for this from a young age. First was obedience school. Then I had to complete my bachelor’s degree in exercise. Technically it…