Weekly Bites #1: Silly Synthetic Green Carpets

Princess Drogba doesn't like playing on turf, say's it hurts his old princess knees. - The Canadian PressEvery Friday/Saturday, I’ll be posting a quick recap of the previous week’s mentions of the squad and anything else Impact related. Some of you actually have to work, rather than crawl the interwebs looking for the faintest mention of Marco Donadel’s Charlie-Brown-like bad luck, or Laurent Ciman’s always-rumored-but-never-witnessed happy face. So, I do it for you.

WEEKLY BITES

It’s time to lift up those scarves…or, actually, just keep the damn scarf on. It’s freakin’ cold outside. Why do we start in March again?

Here they are, your weekly bites:

Last month’s acquisition of Harry Shipp is…