Pre-game
- Welcome back Carey Price!
- (Sorry about the state of the team in front of you)
- Did you know penguins can jump up to six feet in the air?
First Period
- I’ll say it again, Michael McCarron is Marshall Eriksen from How I Met Your Mother and you cannot convince me otherwise.
- I know you’ve been out a month, but can you stop this penalty shot Carey?
- Thanks!
- So Price has been out injured, what’s everyone else’s excuse for being so lethargic to start this game?