Former Ultimate Fighting Championship (UFC) Light Heavyweight champion, Jon Jones -- who has been stripped of his 205-pound world title twice for drug- and behavior-related incidents -- has reached Status: "Beast Mode" once again after dropping the weights over the summer for the sake of "endurance."
And he is doing it all without the assistance of "dick pills," which heretofore were not considered performance-enhancing drugs (PEDs) in the gym, but rather a bedroom prop that puts an extra "twist" on over-sized penises.
This is real life, I swear.