The UFC is bringing a cage to the White House lawn on July 4, 2026. That sentence still feels like a fever dream, but it’s real. Dana White says it’s locked. Trump told reporters it could seat “upwards of 20,000” during his announcement. ESPN ran the story. Everyone reposted the meme.
But here’s the part nobody’s explaining: will regular fans actually get inside, and how do you get your hands on UFC White House tickets? Or is this going to be a fenced-off, invite-only TV spectacle where the closest you’ll get is squinting at a jumbotron from the National Mall with a soggy hot dog in hand?